I love love love this article in Wired so much. New Yorkers are so whiny and so activated to complain! It’s in our blood or in the water! But hilarity aside this is also a fascinating hyper-segmented demographic analysis on issues in city life. Also, droolingly amazing infographic design work (as always) from the sick design team at Wired in candy colors!
I giggled ferociously @ falsely-advertised coldcut prices, hoardy neighbor, and lack of caloric info; I eyerolled @ loud TV & skateboarders; cringed @ dead animal; but was baffled by keyboard found in taxi? WHO WOULD NOT WANT A FREE KEYBOARD? But then again, I have unrequited desire for a keytar. Maybe that’s just me being stuck in a 80’s hannukah wish list mode though?
Re: 311 I have called about 5 times:
1- psychotic cab driver
2- psychotic bus driver
3- psychotic jesus freak in bryant park yelling at people
4- I slipped on black ice and wanted TO TELL SOMEONE- A HUMAN SOMEONE- that it was unacceptable that there appeared to be no attempt at plowing or salt distribution anywhere on 2nd ave in the 20s.
5- I saw a fox in the Park ave tunnel. Was concerned for his/her safety. but s/he was probably just a classy business traveler about to check into the Hyatt!
Have you ever called 311?
(via amyvernon)




